Afteryoualways



Cuz you leave me speechless When you talk to me You leave me breathless The way you look at me You manage to disarm me My soul is shining through Can't help but surrender My everything to you

Stupid dog

Nice?

Nice bite mark yea?


The stupid dog bite my warranty card of my phone. 2 somemore, one is my brother one another one is mine! Now i just hope that it still could be used. The stupid dog bite almost anything she sees and she don't even know when to bark and when not to bark. Call her name she also wont respond to you. The best thing is she shits everywhere in the house! Even on my bed last week! Very irritating dog!

Today was great as i managed to do alot in my D&T and well i though i got nothing to blog today but when i was on the way home on the bus 153. Just as the stops i need to alight, a fight broke up! An indian from st gabrial sec (about sec2, shorts) and a old uncle (chinese, abt age 50- 60) stand up and they were exchanging 'WORDS' and 'idioms'! For like 2 full minutes. Then nearly fight but wasted because i didnt get to see as i had to alight but i saw the bus driver stopped and went up and settled the problem. Pretty cool because i didnt see this before hahas!

Kinda sry because today's joke not very clean, sorry!

JOKE OF THE DAY
Worst day in life

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset.
"What's the matter, buddy?" asks the bartender.
"It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door.

So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!''
''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender.
''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated. When her husband came into the room, he wanted to have sex with her -- but he had to piss first. And the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head!"

''Yeech! No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my goddamned forehead!''
''Damn, that really is a drag!''

''Oh, I'm not finished! See, what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. Turns out that their toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!''

''That would sure mess up my day."
''Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!''