Saturday, August 16, 2008
5:41 AM
Stupid me on friday.
Jl- Now i know your chinese name and i know who are YOU! hahas! WELCOME WELCOME!
Ren- Permanent Head Damage. hahas!
Joanne- Can de lah. EASY FOR YOU!
What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts.
6 is afraid of 7 because,
Seven ATE Nine! Friday got my class tee! Although its not very nice but believe it or not, this is my first class tee in this 17years of my LIFE! Red in colour hahas. Actually didn't want to agree with that colour but after some thoughts, i found out that red is really good!
Can wear during:1.Year 2008 countdown to 2009!
2.Chinese New Year!
3.National Day
4.Christmas!
5.Support Team Singapore!
6.Sports Day, Mars!
7.Support soccer team, RED!
8.Fireman drama!
See! I got 8 good reason why i MUST support RED!
At night got red wine! Nice wine hahas! But one thing i'm very guilty about is i broke a glass. Didn't have much time let to the dateline to hand in the D&T project. Rushing my Folio everyday but really no motivation to do so. Tired and bored! Life's a very fast race to catch up! So to relax yourself, Here's a JOKE for you. xD I bet you heard this joke before but this is the english version of it. Here you go!
JOKE OF THE DAY
The Three Stars
One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,
US Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre,
and television's Tony Danza were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group.
Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' The three men looked at each other and agreed.
They then went into the jungle to look for some food
Malcolm Goldstein was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out.
She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Malcolm Goldstein's ass. The servants did their duty, and left Malcolm Goldstein lying on theground screaming.
Eduardo Aguirre was the next to arrive with some yummy apples.
The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Malcolm Goldstein was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Eduardo Aguirre had several apples in his ass and he was laughing.
He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing about?''
A laughing Eduardo Aguirre replied ''Tony Danza's coming back with a watermelon.''
I LOVE KAREN!
