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Cuz you leave me speechless When you talk to me You leave me breathless The way you look at me You manage to disarm me My soul is shining through Can't help but surrender My everything to you

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CongratZ to DeannZ who got the quiz correct! Kind of sad because deannz is the only person that tried the quiz. If i guessed correctly, she's the only one that saw that quiz. Anyway thank you deannz! hahas.

Nothing to blog today actually so ya kinda disappointed so i guess i'll get to bed then. Forget today and let it pass.

TOMORROW IS A BETTER DAY!
GREAT GREAT GREAT DAY!

Even the graph is neat and nice!
Everything on the board is right on my tissue paper!
This is what is written on the board
My maths teacher is really an interesting teacher, although she's quite unreasonable sometimes but she's nice to talk and play with! Today during the last period of lesson which is maths, she told us to take out foolscap to do some questions that she's going to give.

But being who i am, i tell her i do not have a foolscap paper although i have! So she says do whatever you want lah kokwee then she always says i'm crazy and tell me to rest hahas! Then she said, " YOU write where also can la, keep asking notebook can? notebook can?, tissue also can lah, you rest lah you."

This is what she told me so i decided to listen to her suggestions and i took out a tissue and wrote my maths question on it! Neat okey! And i hand it up to her hahas! Maths is totally crazy hahas!

Still got D&T folio to rush hahas! 80 odd more says to 'O' LEvels guys! Good luck! For all those taking their CA3, GOODLUCK and ALL THE BEST!

The joke of the day is BACK! Enjoy!

JOKE OF THE DAY
Widow For One Year

One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!''

''I know!'' the next woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.''

The third woman says, ''I always know where my husband is.''
''Impossible!'' both women say, ''He has you completely fooled!''
''Oh no,'' says the woman. ''I'm a widow.''



John 3:16

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life

nICE?
All the way from UK!!! Sat Aeroplane Too xD


Jelly Beans!



JOKE OF THE DAY
Teacher's Pet

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.
"What is it?" she said.
"A puppy!"

I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.

John 14:12-14

THE DARK KNIGHT
Christian Bale
Went to catch The Dark Knight at AMK hub. Actually i didnt want to watch movie but lots of people told me its nice! So i couldn't stand it and i went to watch. The movie is not bad but i think iron man is nicer with better technology. This Batman is really lousy, scared of dog xD

If i'm not wrong i think this actor Christian Bale acting as Batman in the movie 'The Dark Knight' is now in jail or already released on bail. He's really a batman. Want to read his news? Click on this : http://www.todayonline.com/articles/266466.asp


Went to cut hair and i got a shocked because i don't look like myself! Monday you guys will get to see but please do not laugh. ^^ Jokes for tonight hahas! stay tuned! hehe xD

JOKE OF THE DAY
Job Application

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, ''Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.'' "And why would you be doing that?

We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant. "We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager. "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired. '

'Simple,'' said the department manager, ''Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'''

"I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go;
I will counsel you and watch over you."

Do not be like the horse or the mule,
which have no understanding
but must be controlled by bit and bridle
or they will not come to you.

Many are the woes of the wicked,
but the LORD's unfailing love
surrounds the man who trusts in him."

Psalm 32:8-10

Today went to Ngee ann poly for some compeition about Circuits! Pretty hard when we went for the practise session on monday but this time there is not practise anymore! Straight away Competition. We reached there pretty early with no one there yet so we went to have lunch!

Our Team No. is A19. About 40 over teams there so we where split into team A & B. The first round soon started with 3 problems sums and then if we're better than other schools in this round we could proceed to the Finals! We were given a problem sums and got to solve the circuits to the requirements that are given so with not much stress, laughing and creaking jokes non-stop. We managed to finish the first 2 sums and didnt have enough time for the third but we nearly complete it. And the results came. Guess what, we managed to get into the FINALS!

To cut short, we lost in the finals. problems sums 4 to 10 were given. Most schools cant even complete question 4 (same as us). Time given was too short and the question is not easy at all hahas! Well, We did well hahas! Well done guys! but kind of wasted. We did our BEST!

Tomorrow is CA3 which i only know about this on tuesday xD Really didnt know until tuesday hahas! English and CME. Good luck guys! Study and lets go poly together! All the way! Missing my jokes? Alright today i'm in a good mood so there's joke for all of you ^^

And for those who are really weak in english, don't blame yourself for it. Its not your fault at all, today i will post a joke of the day and a joke about with english is so hard to learn hahas! Enjoy!

Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

JOKE OF THE DAY
String Theory

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

"Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me. In my Father's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.

John 14:1-3

Nice?
Cute ya hahas!

Stone!

Looks cool but difficult to play with

I want sushi!

Golf ball sensor, very smart machine



Finally after so long today have nafa test! And i finished my last 2 stations hahas! Both got A! 5Points and i've already reached 5points for all the stations except for the 2.4km run. I wanted to take a retest but i'm not allowed to do so.

I'm starting to get better and thanks for those who show concern to me when i'm sick hahas! And for all those who didnt, dont worry! I always fall sick so there'll be a time for everyone!

Today my humanities club planned a bread factory visit for the members! Couldn't join them as i got a competiton test run at ngee ann poly after school, kind of wasted. I really hope they enjoyed the trip! (without the crazy me) hahas!

So after school as you guys go home and enjoy the rest of your day, i got to go to this Test run at Ngee Ann Poly to spent my time. Kind of interesting but i couldn't complete all the exercise they they gave us and i thought it was difficult already. But what they told us was, the competition won't be that simple. Guess i'm going to throw my face on thursday hahas! Reached home around 9pm! Really late and tired :(

I'm really tired and i'm off to sleep! See you guys tomorrow! xD

JOKE OF THE DAY
How Santa REALLY Knows!

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a fileAnd running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

Praise the LORD, O my soul;
all my inmost being, praise his holy name.

Praise the LORD, O my soul,
and forget not all his benefits-

who forgives all your sins
and heals all your diseases,

who redeems your life from the pit
and crowns you with love and compassion.

Psalm 103:1-4

Wow i really hate being sick. Actually wednesday night i already had slight flu but i didnt care as i thought is was like normal. Then thursday i woke up and went to school.

Then here comes the nightmare, my flu didnt stop and i used over 15 packets of tissue, NON-STOP!, nearly die in school. Then i went home thinking that maybe i didnt drink enough water so i went home, drink lots of water and sleep! Night i woke up and still got flu.

Aunt ask me whether i want to see a doctor i said its alright. I dont really like to see doctor not because of the medicine but the cost, i come from a poor family background thats why.

So i didnt do anything until friday i went to school, still not feeling well. Actually i didnt want to go school but i promised Mrs Florence Lee that i will handle the bread factory trip on monday for the humanities members. So i went to school all because all Humanities.

I got to do what i said i would do even in the worst condition hahas! So after school i quickly went home and see doctor. So thats all until now i'm still sick but i'm feeling better now.

Spent $20 on medicine, i think its a waste but no choice. I'm weak thats why. I want to be strong not only on the outside but inside BOTH!!!

Mum came hahas! Yixin and all my aunts came hahas so we had a gathering at aunty cindy's house. Its was great.

I'm still facing problems in my D&T project :(

JOKE OF THE DAY
Bush's Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if, when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, Steve'."
Bush readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the little man walks by, deep in conversation with his client.

Bush came up and said, "Hello, Steve."

The little man says, "Buzz off, Bush! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking.

Sorry i dont think i can blog today either. Still feeling very sick. I'll update about today, tomorrow i hope. Too sick to blog hahas! cya guys! Tag me!!! xD

Drink more water guys!

My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever.

Psalm 73:26

Today is kind of the worst day of this year. As you guys know i'm rushing on my Design and Technology project every single day. Finally i fixed everything already. The result is, I FAILED! really fail. The aim of it was to create a movement but the thing cant even move. Now my project is a total rubbish. My dream and hard work has all gone to drain. I'm really down man. Spent almost 3months on this project coming to school every single day just to do that and now what.

For I will declare mine iniquity; I will be sorry for my sin.
Psalms 38:18

I really didnt know why did this happened to me. Maybe i've done too much things that i shouldn't do or say things that i shouldn't say. I'm sorry for my sin. Forgive me lord.

JOKE OF THE DAY
Sumo Kamikaze

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

Show you something really cool.
Now I know why they commit crimes (Jail in Austria)

This is not an IT park, it is a jail in Austria.















Let's go to Austria.







We'll ROCK on! But this year pictures dam ugly hahas!

Lets share some things to you guys abount Humanities club hahhas! I joined this club when i was in sec 1 and i still remember Honghan and Caleb pulled me into the room. There comes Mrs Jasmine Koh! The reason why i stayed in this club is totally because of 2 main reason, Firstly the love that Mrs koh gives to all of us in the club and the effort she puts into this small club and of course 3of my really good friends, Caleb(shoter) Hongcherh(lame shit) Graham('cool'). This club didnt have much people so Mrs Koh always get the 3E1 then 4E1 to join us in our meeting. Pretty fun getting around on friday. Although friday is a "going out day" for like most of us but the 4 of us always stay back and plan activites for the members hahas! I remembered there was this day where we plan to play basketball as one of the game for the meeting but Mrs koh didnt allow. She says no link. Then she say she came out with a better idea. Guess whats the better idea. Captain Ball -.- so we also said no LINK!!! Where got no link!, she replied. Then all sorts of crap about history of ball and all came out no choice got to listen to her hahas! The best thing was she joined us in the game in heels!

Then Caleb was elected as the Chairman, Hongcherh and i the vice-chair and last but not least Graham(cool guy*) the secretary. Four of us and of course with the support of all the members brought this Club up.

Now left me in the club holding the highest post which i think has no meaning at all. The joy and fun is not there anymore and the teachers had left! Mrs Koh and Mrs Goh. Both really wonderful teachers. I stayed in this club because i told myself, this is my club, and i cant let Mrs koh and my 3 good friends down. So i stayed and although i'm the chairman, i don't even know whether there's meeting every friday! What a lousy me ya? I really hope the teacher respect me for that i am for staying here in this club for 5yrs. But ya, thing dont always go your ways. I hope the club dont fall in my hand. I'll GROW!!! Ginia its all up to you! chairman or not, it doesn't matter, what matters is, the love you put into this club!




He keeps me functioning each and every day. Without Him, I will be nothing. But, with Christ, HE strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

No Nafa today! Because we've got visitors in the school. Sian. Everytime monday either is a school holiday or got special events and performance. You know how many PE lessons are gone like this? Okey i just hope to finish my nafa soon, incase i didnt do well i got time to retake hahas!

I'm still rushing on D&T. Heard that those taking 'N' Level D&T, dateline is next 2weeks. Pretty fast. So i ask what about 'O' Level's D&T dateline and they say not very sure but should be 22 August which is less than a month!!! And i'm still rushing my workpiece. I've got to really rush on Folio alreay but i'm always too lazy to do so. Want to see my workpiece? hahas! Next time i take picture then i post it here alright. Just dont laugh hahas!

Tomorrow is 'O' Level chinese listening, so our whole school get to release at 12.45pm! So cool ya? But not for those taking exams. Good luck guys! Although i'm not really good in chinese but i'm not bad in listening! So wait and see guys.

Anyone interested to buy webcam? If have please inform me. Everything is first hand so no worries xD I've changed my blog song and this song is really nice hahas! I got hooked up listening to this. Enjoy!










The cute and pretty girl you see is my cousin! So cute right! hahas xD Today i went to TM arcade to play. Actually didnt want to play but just to try my luck so i topup $4 dollars hoping to win something home but, hahas too bad i didnt even win a small prize. Went to mac and i saw the table pattern was not bad so i took out the card and took a picture of it, the colours combined are good and nice so ya i like the pictures.

Had dinner at Hougang Mall. Ate noodle that comes with 6 fishballs. After eating for sometime, i found out that one of my fishball got a bite or something like that, kind of spoil my mood. Cant do anything about it too and i didnt even bite my fishball. But ya, whats more to talk about. Just my luck! Firstly didnt win then now this. Just not my day!

Hand kind of itchy so when i was in the bus, i took out my book and pencil, anyhow draw hahas! Nothing came to my mind and i didnt know why i drew that too! Very ugly! But since i do not have lots of pictures why not post some to let you guys see! hahas! The bus kept moving so i cant draw nicely, so sorry hahas! (FYI the word is <iwantyou>)

Well tomorrow got Pe means, NAFA test! Wish me luck guys! 2more stations --> 5POINTS! I want to go a tough unit in army! HAHAS! I want to die for the country! Nah for the dying is joking hahas! One day i want to tell my childen and grandchildren that i wore a red beret when i was in army and tell them how nice it is to jump down from a plane and open your parachute. Really hope i get in!

See you guys tomorrow!
Have a goodnight sleep Everyone!
Tomorrow will be a better day!

JOKE OF THE DAY
Stoner Shopping Trip

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here."

So he left. The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behind the counter, although slightly annoyed, patiently replied, "No sir. We don't sell marijuana." So the man went home.

He goes once again to the gas station. And again, he says to the guy working there, "Got any weed?" By this time the other dude was pissed. He yells, "You freakin' refer-lovin', pot-head burn-out! I told you, we don't sell that crap here! If you ever come back in here asking for that filthy crap again, I'll nail your freaking feet to the floor. Got it? Now beat it before I call the cops." So the stoner left.

The next day he went back to the same old place with a dopey smile on his face. He went to the cashier and said, "Got any nails?" The man hesitated, then replied, "um, no. . . sir, we don't sell nails here." The stoner grinned. "Got any weed?"